Dear buddha in heaven, I have been horribly remiss of late. Sorry to all my beloved and faithful blog readers who have been so deprived by my pathetic lack of bloggage, but here I am to whore myself out once more and ask for your patronage.

Come and see me get stuck in an elevator for fifteen minutes! (I promise it’s interesting.) The Fifth Annual Chester Horn Short Play Festival is here, and is a celebration of our favourite winning playwrights from the past four years. I’m in Series A, which performs on Thursday night at 8pm, Saturday night at 8pm, and Sunday at 2pm. $18, buy online at www.theatrerats.com. Come see! Come support! Here’s the postcard!

That’s all for now, folks. I have another blog to write soon, but it will require considerably more effort and emotion to write, so I shall hold off until I have the appropriate time to devote to it.